Introduce Yourself...
We are the MOD FLANDERS CONSPIRACY from northern Virginia. We are heavier than King Kongs sack, and tastier than a 7 foot long Beagle scrotum. No one has the Flanders sound. (it's pure sex in a can.)
How long has the band been together?
Previous to the intervention of a Lumberjack and the TOYMAN, and prior... Whoa stood up too quick. The MOD has nothing but buried bologna in the backyard since May of 2001.
How did it start?
Somewhere between racism towards clowns and utensil pornography, the saugonian vision of MOD was conceived in the evil minds of scat eating slugs from Albuquerque.
How do you come up with the name?
We consulted numerous alphabets and wet elbow menus and put all of these random letters together.
Describe your music..
RICK MORANIS, Gallen The Prophet, Brown 25, Klezmer, Steve Pemberton, The Jingle Bellies, Penisaur, FULL HOUSE, Gay Dad, Breaking Ground, Reston, Billy B's Recycle Mania, The Japanese Technology, Sailor BOB, Wesley Willis, Raffi, Randy Riggle, Woody Allen, Stanley P. Kettles, Morgan the Vampire, MIKEBUCKS, Hatestorm, GAY, Josh and the Mr. WIZARD mishaps, Dirk, Besta Polka, Ernest P. Worrell, Greg from Bennigans, John Bumpiss, Corey Feldman, and Crowbar in the auditory equivalent of seahorse sex in a Goerge Foreman cooker.
Who are your influences?
Nuclear Rabbit, American Head Charge, Edy from Dennys, Primus, Mr. Bungle, Tool, Deftones, Mudvayne, Glassjaw, Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles, 36 crazy fists, in pieces, poison the well, star island, fuukinassclownery, anal cunt, system of a down, snot, (hed)pe, Bill Cosby, Bob Sagat, Pantera, Dr. Katz, ZOOM KIDS, Fantomas, Maldorar, Shop at home network, Dillenger Escape Plan, [minus], Lamb of God, Meshuggah, Dog Fashion Disco, Static X, wumpscut, mayhem, nile, vader, Drowningman, From Zero, Fear Factory, at the drive in, Thursday, white zombie, the lone rangers, strung out, lard, the revolting cocks, cold, Rufus and the Meat Hunters, BRAUNS, the shrunk parts, and Jesse and the Rippers.
Describe the song writing process...
We get in a circle and hug.
What have you recorded?
An EP called "The American Deaf Kids Anthem." And sounds of Giraffe sex.
Have you guys toured?
Yes, extensively. From one driveway to another, traveling on The Squiggly Fish, the rat with cardboard fins.
Who have you guys played with?
Sub-Method, 20 oz. Nothing, Every Mothers Nightmare, Breaking Ground, DayCare Swindlers, Human Room, Single Bullet Theory, Blue Jay Walking, Seventh Gate, From Beyond, PMD, and a sack load of other local bands.
Is there a favorite band you like to play with?
20 oz. Nothing, Seventh Gate, and Human Room.
Is there a favorite place you like to play?
Sharp Shooters, and the Captain's Lair.
What is the local scene like?
There is a lack of unity between the styles of bands. But it's your basic punk/metal type scene.
What do you see is the future of the Mod Flanders Conspiracy?
Working hard towards getting signed to a label, and playing shows up the fucking ass until we all die of Crones. (50 shows a month)
How can people contact you guys?
Email would be the best or to come out at a show.
GREG's EMAIL - modflandersgreg@aol.com
MIKEY's EMAIL - eggzronius@aol.com
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